Fired Up (Not Quite) Monday

Well...

The 2012 Royal Rumble was the biggest crock I've ever read. (Can't afford PPV...then again, what's the point?) Congrats to Sheamus for winning it. Now the writers' plans are totally fucked! So now what?

Anyhoo...

Another awards show, another no show for Cojo. I mean, really? My Mondays are absolutely sucking worse than usual without a Best and Worst Dressed list! I'm having bloody withdrawals here!! I swear to God...February 26. God, if you know what's good for you, you will have him on the red carpet at the Oscars. The end.

Saturday Confessional 1/28/12

Saturdays are now the days I get things off my chest.

1. I'm an antitheist. I don't like God, never mind believing in him. As much as I hate reality a lot of the time, I prefer to live in it. DO NOT force beliefs on me because I will most likely get into a conversation I'd really rather not be a part of.

2. I'm a proud plus size pageant queen. Even though I HATE being a big girl, hell, I do like to represent.

3. As badly as WWE sucks these days, I'm still sticking with it. Been watching since I was 16. Favorites are Shawn Michaels and Undertaker.

4. I can't survive without Price Is Right, Iron Chef America (Anytime I can see Iron Chef Japan is EXTRA sweet!), Man vs. Food and The Steve Wilkos Show.

5. I'm not ashamed to say that I have the most unique taste in music. If it's on my iPod, it's one of my favorites for a reason.

6. Also not ashamed to say that I, like a crapload of other women, think that Constantine Maroulis is the sexiest man alive.

7. I have 2 piercings in my left ear, and 4 in my right. Because I can and I have earned it. I'm sticking with ears only when it comes to piercings, and tattoos are SO not in my future.

8. I have more videos than music on my iPod. A good bit of those are WWE videos.

9. Despite an intense hatred for English class, I love to write! Specialties are poetry and erotic fanfiction.

And 10. I am most definitely not ashamed to say this: Steven Cojocaru is my fucking role model. I SO wanna be like him when I grow up! He's hilarious, gorgeous, and isn't afraid to say what's on his mind. I never had a good male role model until him. His Best and Worst Dressed lists are the only reason to enjoy Mondays. (Sorry, WWE Raw. You lose.)

So that's a better insight into me. Enjoy and respect!

Because I Said So Fridays 1/27/12

Because I said so.

I'm Back!

First off...DO NOT GET BRONCHITIS! It's not fun and a surefire week and mood ruiner.

Now...I am quite aware that this blog has been severely neglected, and that was due to lack of sanity, time, health, patience, sleep, food, etc.

Well...I'm starting over. Just posted for the first time on over a year! Trust me, I'm just getting started!