Anti-Monday Report 8/20/12

Well, it's Monday again, and I'm feeling extra bitchy as is Monday tradition.

My muse and inspiration for my erotic fanfiction is Constantine Maroulis (Yes from American Idol, various TV and stage shows, that's him.). Why? Have you seen him? If he doesn't turn you on, you'd better be dead!
Anyhoo...he's doing a new show, Jekyll and Hyde. Honestly, while I have nothing against Deborah Cox (beautiful woman/lucky lady IMHO), I can't personally stand the fact that a certain publicity pic (My fellow GB Crew know the pic I'm talking about) is so hot. And I, like any other female Constantine fan, would give up their firstborn to be that close to him.

But I did find a way to actually hate that pic less. Just came up with it a while ago...

See, Constantine is a Greek God (In my eyes and several others)...but when I see that pic...I see God. The douchebag God, not the cool Facebook God. (Constantine is FAR from a douchebag btw!) It's a metaphor of how God is a controlling, abusive asshole with whom it's his way or his way. More dangerous than Edward Hyde, of course. But if it meant being Constantine's bitch, I'd definitely choose him over God in a New York minute.

So I see that pic as a PSA: Don't let God do this to you. You know better than to stay in a dangerous relationship, be it with an abusive partner or The Bastard Upstairs. GET THE HELL OUT before it's too late.

You're welcome. :-) Until the next bitch-tacular...

Dear God...8/7/12

Dear God...

I can only get so many people to kiss your ass for me, so you'd better send Cojo my way pretty damn soon. Any chance you have of getting on my good side is dwindling down more and more each day you don't do your job. You're welcome.